Hipster Truths

“this neighborhood gentrified 10 years ago.”

“i bought this tree stump at west elm.”

“omg - i didn’t even ask this chicken its name.”

“i don’t even know what selvedge means.”

“we’ve never had jobs.”

Happy Labor Day!

“i told you this coffee was single-origin ethiopian gera yukro but it’s really folgers crystals.”

“i miss going to bed at 10pm.”

“i wish there was more to do in portland.”

“i wish my parents’ amex worked at the local coffee shop.”

“i can’t tell the difference between organic and non-organic veggies.”